akpors jokes

Clever kids:

A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.

One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.

A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”

A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.

:P :mrgreen:

Do you know any short but very funny stories? Please share below :P

Akpor: In my dreams Rats play
Football every night !
Doctor: Take this tablet you will
be ok….
Akpor: Can I take tommorrow,
tonight is Final Match.

TEACHER: you call your Mother as
MUM. What will you call your
Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder
Sister?
Akpor: So simple, i’ll call them
MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

Teacher: If corn oil is made from
corn & vegetable oil is made
from vegetables. Wat is baby oil
made from?.. Akpos: Babies


24 thoughts on “akpors jokes

    pat said:
    January 23, 2013 at 10:01 PM

    lol

    busola said:
    January 23, 2013 at 10:04 PM

    lwkmd…good one

    Sonia Princess Davies said:
    March 7, 2013 at 11:26 AM

    i lyk it

    MARYANN CHINEDU said:
    April 17, 2013 at 11:08 PM

    NICE ONE

    Akon said:
    May 27, 2013 at 9:26 PM

    kulm3bj

    mcj said:
    June 7, 2013 at 10:03 AM

    lwkmd

    Wayne thawan banda said:
    June 8, 2013 at 10:29 AM

    Hahahah,thats so funny

    Subair Toba said:
    June 20, 2013 at 5:36 PM

    U are 3 funny

    Dennis said:
    June 21, 2013 at 5:29 PM

    Akpors is d master of all joke

    Emmanuel said:
    June 27, 2013 at 12:21 AM

    lolz…

    phoebe said:
    July 1, 2013 at 12:37 PM

    its xo funny lolzzz

    depression said:
    July 31, 2013 at 6:26 PM

    Very Interesting! Thanks

    motherhood said:
    August 6, 2013 at 12:07 PM

    Very Interesting! It isn’t easy to find quality stuff.

    BLADY BRAIN said:
    September 2, 2013 at 1:01 AM

    nice 1 der!

    Prosper said:
    September 5, 2013 at 10:34 AM

    Lol

    aysha said:
    October 1, 2013 at 10:44 PM

    i like it

    umar said:
    October 11, 2013 at 8:40 AM

    very funny

    Ochas man said:
    October 14, 2013 at 12:57 PM

    An igbo man entered into army and was claiming to be an hausa in army,when people asked him,he speaking some speaking in tongues thinking that he speaaking hausa, when one koko man slapped him and he shouted ”chinekee…i dey live for aba,am from NGWA LAND.

    jamoi said:
    October 21, 2013 at 3:52 PM

    really funny

    dee dope stiff said:
    August 23, 2014 at 1:55 PM

    lwkmd

    Dooshima loveth vongo said:
    September 8, 2014 at 7:13 PM

    I like d joke

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