akpors jokes

Clever kids:

A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.

One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.

A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”

A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.

:P :mrgreen:

Do you know any short but very funny stories? Please share below :P

Akpor: In my dreams Rats play
Football every night !
Doctor: Take this tablet you will
be ok….
Akpor: Can I take tommorrow,
tonight is Final Match.

TEACHER: you call your Mother as
MUM. What will you call your
Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder
Sister?
Akpor: So simple, i’ll call them
MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

Teacher: If corn oil is made from
corn & vegetable oil is made
from vegetables. Wat is baby oil
made from?.. Akpos: Babies

30 thoughts on “akpors jokes

  1. An igbo man entered into army and was claiming to be an hausa in army,when people asked him,he speaking some speaking in tongues thinking that he speaaking hausa, when one koko man slapped him and he shouted ”chinekee…i dey live for aba,am from NGWA LAND.

  2. A plane was about to crash & there were only 4 parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were 5 people on it. The 1st person was Lionel Messi & he said: “I’m the best footballer, I can’t die now” So he took 1 parachute & left. The 2nd who was Aliko Dangote said: I’m the richest man in Africa & I’m too young to die, So he took the 2nd parachute & left. The 3rd was President Goodluck Jonathan & he said: “I’m the smartest President in the world so i can’t die now, my people still needs me; so he took 1 & left. Den it was 2 pple left in d plane… Pope John Paul & a little school girl. The Pope said to the little girl: “take the last one, I will sacrifice my life for you”. The little girl replied no need for that, there are 2 parachutes left. The Pope asked her: how come ? The little girl replied: the Nigerian President took my SCHOOL BAG…@@[0:[261672840616993:1:continue reading]]

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