God and Satan

god and devilsatan: “Sir, I just caught a world full of people. I set a trap, used bait I knew they couldn’t resist. Got ’em all!”

“What are you going to do with them?” Jesus asked.

Satan replied: “Oh, I’m gonna have fun! I’m gonna teach them how 2 marry & divorce each other, how 2 hate & abuse each other, how 2 drink & smoke & curse & indulge in premarital & extramarital sex.
I’m gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I’m really gonna have fun!”

“And what will you do when you are done with them?” Jesus asked.

“Oh, I’ll kill ’em” Satan glared proudly.

“How much do u want for them? “Jesus asked.

“Oh, u don’t want those people. They ain’t no good. Why?! You’ll take them & they’ll just hate u. They’ll spit on u, curse u & kill u. U don’t want those people!”

“How much?” He asked again.

Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, “All your blood, tears & your life.”

Jesus said: “DONE!”
Then He paid the price.

Note: Isn’t it funny how simple it is 4 people 2 trash God and then wonder why the world’s going 2 hell?

Isn’t it funny how someone can say “I believe in God” but still follow Satan?

Isn’t it funny how u can send a thousand jokes through e-mail & they spread like wildfire, but when u start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing?

Isn’t it funny how when u go 2 forward this message, u will not send it 2 many on ur address list because u’re not sure what they believe, or what they will think of u 4 sending it to them?

Isn’t it funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of u?

Food for tot

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