Husbands vs wifes

Husbands VS Wives
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Husband: Do you know the meaning
of WIFE?
It means, Without Information,
Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever
=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a
newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday
Doctor: Your husband needs rest
and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them to
him?
Doctor: They are for you
Wife: I had to marry you to find out
how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it
the minute
I asked you to marry me.
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have
to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
Wife: What will you give me if I
climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push…!!!

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